Biologist Jokes / Recent Jokes

How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?

Take their genes down.

How do you eat a DNA spaghetti?

With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)

Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.

If Darwin was right you will probably figure it out in a few million years.

For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.

For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast.

For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.

When a problem gets to complicated for the physicists, they hand the problem to the chemists.

When a problem gets to complicated for the chemists, it is handed over to the biologists.

And when biologists think it is too complicated, they give the problem to the sociologists.

How do you identify a bald eagle?

All his feathers are combed over to one side.