Blizzard Jokes / Recent Jokes

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in the snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it.
As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After quite some time had passed she was somewhat surprise when the snow plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long more...

After trying to fix a flat tire during a raging blizzard, the young man jumped back into the car with his date and began rubbing his nearly frozen hands. "Let me warm them for you," she offered, placing his hands between her thighs.

When his fingers had thawed out, the chap rushed back to continue working on the tire, but he quickly returned again, complaining that his hands were numb with cold. As he reached under her skirt, she slid forward and whispered ecstatically, "Darling, aren't your ears cold, too?"

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in the snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it.
As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After quite some time had passed she was somewhat surprise when the snow plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long more...

Two buddies, Jim and Bill, decided to go on a ski trip, so they loaded up Jim's SUV and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. Pulling into a nearby farmhouse, they asked the attractive woman who answered the door if it would be possible for them to spend the night.
"I know it's terrible weather out there, but I'm recently widowed and I'm afraid the neighbors would talk if I allowed you to stay in my house," she said.
"No need to worry," Jim replied, "we'd be happy to sleep in the barn."
The woman agreed, so they made their way to the barn for the night.
Approximately nine months later, Jim received a letter from the widow's attorney and immediately phoned Bill.
"Bill, my good friend, do you recall that good looking widow at the farm we stayed at?" Jim asked.
"I do," Bill replied.
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night and go up to the house to more...

These two police officers were traveling through the upper mid-west one February when it started to snow. The wind was blowing and it was very cold.
One of the cops spotted a light on the hill next to the road and said, "That looks like a farm up there, lets go up and see if we can get out of this blizzard."
The other one agrees and up the hill they go. When they get to the farm they find a real nice lady, explain to her that they are law enforcement officers, and they ask if they can stay in the barn until the storm blows over.
The lady explains that she is a widow with this nice comfortable 3 bedroom house and it won't be necessary to stay in the barn since they are police officers, as there is plenty of room in the house. So the two cops settle in and the widow cooks up a nice dinner and after watching some television everyone turns in.
The next morning they find the roads are clear and after a nice big breakfast the two officers thank the widow for more...