Blonds Jokes / Recent Jokes

one day a blonde walked into a store and asked a man can i buy that tv and he said i dont sell to blonds so she left then the next day she died her hair brown and asked can i buy that tv he said i dont sell to blonds and she said how did you know i was a blond and he said that isnt a tv that is a microwave

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B. L. O. N.... ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her more...

This one day a blond walked into a pawn shop and said i want that vcr up there store owner said we dont sale to blonds. The next day she dyed her hair red and said i want that vcr up there store owner says we dont sale to blonds.Comes back the next day says i want that vcr and if i have to jump over the conter to get i will. owww how did u know that i was a blond all three times? Because its a toaster not a vcr.