Blonds Jokes / Recent Jokes
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through herpurse and was getting progressively more agitated." What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it tothe policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.
ok...there is this dumb blond who walks into a stor and says "can i buy this t.v.?" the shop worker says "no, dumb blonds cany buy this"...the next day she dies her hair blue and says "can i buy this t.v. please?" and the shop keeper says "dumb blonds cant buy this"...so the next day she dies her hair purple and says "can i PLEASE buy this t.v?" but then again the shop keeper says "NO.DUMB BLONDS CANY BUY THESE THINGS!" then the girl says "how do you know im a dumb blond?" and the shop keeper says "becuase thats a microwave!"
ok...there is this dumb blond who walks into a stor and says"can i buy this t.v.?"the shop worker says"no, dumb blonds cany buy this"...the next day she dies her hair blue and says"can i buy this t.v. please?"and the shop keeper says"dumb blonds cant buy this"...so the next day she dies her hair purple and says"can i PLEASE buy this t.v?" but then again the shop keeper says"NO.DUMB BLONDS CANY BUY THESE THINGS!"then the girl says"how do you know im a dumb blond?" and the shop keeper says"becuase thats a microwave!"
One day a blond was canoeing in a cornfield.
another blond drove up and said" you stupid blond, u make us blonds look like total idiots, if I could swim I would come out there and punch you.
We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us grate stress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol. We will take this all the way to the supream cort if we have two. Juj Thomas knos all about hairassment and he will be on are side.
We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stop this pursicushun.
We want a law that makes peepol tell brewnet jokes as much as blond jokes and every so often a red head joke. If we don't get our way we will not date anybody that ain't blond and we will make up jokes about you and we will laff.
Sined by the blonds at the ofise,
(sine with a penseel so you can erace it if you make a mistake)
There were two blonds sitting at a bar one day. They ordered their drinks and sat at the bar for a while. Suddenly, they both stood up, slapped hands, and yelled, “Fifty-five! ” The bartender was pretty confused but just decided to ignore them. About five or ten minutes later, they both stood up again, slapped hands, and yelled, “Fifty-five! ” Again the bartender just decided to ignore them. Ten minutes later they followed the same routine. By now the bartender was getting pretty annoyed, so he went over and asked, “Why do you girls keep standing up and yelling fifty-five? ” One of the blonds said, “Well, we stopped at Toys R Us on the way here and got a puzzle. On the side of the box it said 2 to 4 years, but we got it done in fifty-five minutes! ”