Blonds Jokes / Recent Jokes
Two blonds decided to go shopping. A few hours later they come out and the first blond realizes that she has locked her keys in the car, so they spent a few hours pacing around the car trying to figure out what to do. Finally, the first blond looked off into the distance and saw storm clouds. She turned to her friend and said, "Quick, think of something because a storm is coming and I left the top open!"
3 blonds walk into a bar what do they say?
Nothing they dont know where they are.
2 blonds are out for their evening walk when 1 looks up and says I wonder whats closer, the moon or florida? The other blond says Duh we can see the moon
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
182. Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
183. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave at her.
184. Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A: A golden retriever.
185. Q: How do you check a blonde's IQ?
A: With a tire gauge.
186. Q: How does a blonde interpret
6. 9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
187. Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!"
188. Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
189. Q: Why do blonds have two more brain cells than a cow?
A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
A2: So that when you more...
So the brunettes sit on the bottom section and the blonds sit on the top. The brunettes are laughing and having a good time as they're riding the bus, and one brunette says "wow the blonds are really quiet I better go check on them." So she goes up to the top and the blonds are stairing silently forward, holding the rails with white knuckles. The brunette asks whats wrong, we're all fine downstairs, and one blond looks up and says "well thats because you have a driver."
A blond walks in to an electronic store. And points and says, I want that TV there.
He says I am sorry mam we don't sell to blonds . she comes back with a brown wig on and says I want that tv there he says sorry maam I don't sell to blonds she walks out .Comes back with a red wig and says I want that tv there the guy says I am sorry maam we don't sell to blonds …!!! She took the wig off and threw it on the ground and says how did u know I was blond? That's not a TV it's a microwave.