Blonds Jokes / Recent Jokes

181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
182. Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
183. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave at her.
184. Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A: A golden retriever.
185. Q: How do you check a blonde's IQ?
A: With a tire gauge.
186. Q: How does a blonde interpret
6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
187. Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!"
188. Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
189. Q: Why do blonds have two more brain cells than a cow?
A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.
190. Q: Why aren't BLONDES good cattle herders?
A: Because the can't even more...

How does a blond girl turn the lights on after sex?
Open the car door!
Why do blonds wear panties?
To keep thier ankles warm!
Why don't blonds like vibrators?
They hurt thier teeth!
How do you drown a blond?
Throw a mirror in the pool!
A blond girl is driving along a country road and notices another blond girl out in a nearby wheat field, in a row boat! So she gets out of her car and walks up to the fence and yells, your lucky I can't swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass for giving blonds a bad name!!
Why do most blonds have long hair?
To hide the valve stem on the back of thier necks!

181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.182. Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.183. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave at her.184. Q: What do you call a smart blond? A: A golden retriever.185. Q: How do you check a blonde's IQ? A: With a tire gauge.186. Q: How does a blonde interpret6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.187. Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? A: "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!"188. Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.189. Q: Why do blonds have two more brain cells than a cow? A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits. A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.190. Q: Why aren't BLONDES good cattle herders? A: Because the can't even keep two calves together! 191. Q: Why don't blonds breast feed? A: Because they always burn more...

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?
A: Wave
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black more...

Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

The complaint letter from Judi: We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us grate stress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol. We will take this all the way to the supream cort if we have two. Juj Thomas knos all about hairassment and he will be on are side. We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stop this pursicushun. We want a law that makes peepol tell brewnet jokes as much as blond jokes and every so often a red head joke. If we don't get our way we will not date anybody that ain't blond and we will make up jokes about you and we will laff. Sined by the blonds at the ofise (sine with a penseel so you can erace it if you make a mistake)

"I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking." "In that case," replied his blonde patient, "I'll come back when you are sober."