Blonds Jokes / Recent Jokes

This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis car. After an hour or so, he whispers in her ear, "Do you wantto move to the back seat?" She replies, "NO!" Flabbergasted, he says, "Why Not?" To which she replies, "Well, I want to stay up here with you. It'dbe lonely back there!"

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only). He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)." She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T." The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time. The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T." The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?" The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

I was shopping at our local supermarket. When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead ofme. As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the bagger asked her,"Paper or plastic?" "It doesn't matter," she replied, "I'm bisacksual."

This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk if they have any new and different cards -- somethingunusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day -- "HappyBirthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry." The blonde replied, "How cool! I'll take the whole box!"

Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them. Part II: Why does that work?' Does 3 come before E or between M and W?'

A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway. The brunette keeps saying, "88, 88, 88..."The blond calls to her as the cars and trucks wizz past." What are you doing?" "I'm counting cars,"comes the rely. "Want to help?" "Sure!" says the blond. She walks out to the middle of thehighway to the brunette and starts saying "88, 88, 88.." All the time the cars are dodging the two woman. Then a big semidrives by and runs over the blond. The brunnette calmly walksdown the highway, picks a new spot, and starts muttering, "89, 89, 89..."Sent by Kellie

Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work at the same time and get on the elevator. The brunette notices a blob on the elevator wall and says: " OOOOOhhh that looks like semen." She reaches out and touches the blob with her fingers and says "It feels like semen." The redhead reaches out and touches it with her fingers, smells it, and says "It smells like semen." The blonde, reaches out and touches it with her fingers and then puts her fingers in her mouth and tastes it and says, "It doesn't taste like anyone in this building. . . "