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Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror, and said, "Hmmm, this person looks familiar." "Let me look." said the other one. So she handed her the compact. The second blonde looked in the mirror then turned to the first one." You dumbass -- that's ME!

There are 99 Blonds on a plane and 1 Brunette. The captain radios in that they are going down, So they drop all the luggage. They were still going down so they drop out all the chairs. They were still going down so they dropped the floor. So they are hanging by their hands from the top on the plane with no floor. So the captain say's "1 person jump out" the Brunette say's "I'll sacrifice my life", and all the Blonds start clapping.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD? A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH! Sent by ÇãM

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to herears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirtand the phone rang - but instead of picking upthe phone I accidentally picked up the ironand stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief." But. what happened to your other ear?" "The son of a bitch called back."

A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to their deathfrom a very tall building... he suddenly notices thatone is still breathing so he approaches her and asks:"why the hell did you three beautiful girls leap outof that building?" The blond answers in a very weak voice: "we wanted totry out our new maxi-pads with wings"...

2 blonds walk into a bar .>..>...> u think 1 of them would of seen it!
( we arnt all dumb you no just 50% are )

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office andsaid, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meanttwo-by-fours." "All right. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better gocheck." After a while, the customer returned to the office and said,"A long time. We're gonna build a house."