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Once A Brahmin Hired A Boatman For Crossing Ganga River. On The Way He Asked The Boatman That Have You Read Ramayan.
The Boatman Says "No". He Says Then 25% Of Your Life Has Been Wasted.
In The Same Way He Asked The Boatman That Have U Read Mahabharta.
He Again Says "No". The Brahmin Once Again Says That Ur 50% Of Your Life Has Been Wasted.
He Again Shows A Book & Asks Have U Read This One. He Again Replies "No".
The Brahmin Says Your 75% Of Life Has Been Wasted.
Then The Boat Man Asks The Brahmin Do U Know Swimming? The Brahmin Says "No".
The Boatman Says Ur Whole Life Has Been Wasted As A Hole Has Been Found In The Boat.

A PROFESSOR who was crossing a river asked the rustic boatman,' Do you read and write?'
'No, I don't,' the boatman replied.
'Then you're missing 40 per cent of the interest in life,' said the professor.' Do you listen to music?'
'No said the boatman.
'Then you're missing another 20 per cent in life said the professor.
A huge wave came up causing the boat to capsize, but the boatman was able to retrieve it and pull the professor out of the water.
'Do you swim?' the boatman asked.
'No, I don't,' said the professor.
'Then you might have lost 100 per cent of your life said the boatman.