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It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girls father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?", he says. "Uh, thank you, sir." says Bobby.

Carries father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. Carries father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby so he asks Carries dad to repeat it. "Yeah" says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!" Well, Bobby doesn't quite know what to think, but his plan for the evening is beginning to look pretty good.

A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she is ready to go. Almost more...

It's the spring of 1957, and Bobby's ready to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he gets to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says. "That's cool" says Bobby.
Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie. Carrie's father responds "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks Carrie's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to screw. She'd screw all night if we let her!" Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good.
A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless more...

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car.
When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet. Why don't you have a seat?"
Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do.
Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.
"Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it!"
Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby — so he asks Carrie's dad to repeat himself.
"Yeah," says Carrie's father,
"Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"
A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go.
Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, more...

One day Bobby and Joey were having a catch by the river. Bobby threw the ball and it went over Joey's head and down by the river. Joey said "I'll go get it." After five minutes Joey did not return so Bobby went after him.

Bobby found him hiding behind a large rock by the river. Bobby said, "What are you doing down here?"

Joey said "Shhh! Look in the river."

Bobby looked to find a young woman skinny-dipping in the river. They sat there watching for about 15 seconds and Bobby ran away. Joey went after him and, after he caught him, said "What the hell are you doing! We were just watching a NAKED woman swimming! Why did you run away?"

And Bobby said "Well, my mom said that if I look at a naked woman I will turn to stone and I felt something get hard!"

A boy was in school and the teacher asks him,' 'Bobby, what is round and red?'' Bobby says,' 'A banana!'' The teacher says,' 'No, Bobby, it's an apple, but at least I know that you were thinking.'' The teacher asks him again what is long and yellow and Bobby says,' 'An apple!'' The teacher says,' 'No Bobby, but at least you you were thinking.'' Bobby then looked down in his desk and asked the teacher,' 'What is 4 inches long, yellow and has red on the tip?'' The teacher says,' 'BOBBY!! Is that what I think it is? A penis?'' Bobby says,' 'No, it's a match, but at least I know you were thinking!!''

Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.His grandmother remarked..."doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?"Bobby said, "Yes, God did it and he did it left handed."This confused his grandmother a bit, and she asked him, "What makes you say God did this with his left hand?"Well," said Bobby, "we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God's right hand!"

Mrs. Flebs, a teacher, was standing in front of her class. It was the beginning of the new school year. Mrs. Flebs said, "Okay class, we're going to go around the room and have everybody say a sentence. We'll start with Sarah."
Sarah said, "Cows have spots."
Terrence said, ''Baseball is a sport."
Carla said, "Computers are electronic."
Bobby said, "Urinate."
Mrs. Flebs said, "Bobby, urinate is a word, not a sentence."
Bobby said, "Not urinate, it's you're an eight. And if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten."