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1. Come in for our new Chihuahua (Chibatta, Don't ask.)Sandwich.
2. Newspaper
Look ravished (ravishing) for your big day.
3. Church Newsletter
Come tonight to see famous missionary Bobby Belch. Come hear Bobby Belch from Africa.
4. Sunday School Lesson: Jesus Walks on Water
Tonight's Lesson: Finding Jesus
5. Tonight's Sermon: "What is Hell?" Come early to listen to our choir perform.

Whitney Houston said "I feel great" when asked about her split from Bobby Brown. You know what else makes her feel great? Cocaine. Bobby chose not to comment, which is, of course, his prerogative.

Little Bobby had been searching through a stationer's stock of greeting cards for some time when a clerk asked, "Just what is it you're looking for? A birthday greeting, message to a sick friend? An anniversary, or a congratulations to your mom and dad?"
Little Bobby shook his head and answered, "No. Er...got any blank report cards?"

Little Bobby is in school one day when the teacher announced that it was time for sex ed class. She gave each student a word dealing with sex and, as homework, they had to find out its meaning.
Little Bobby was assigned the word "penis". So little Bobby goes home and asks his dad...."Dad, whats a penis?"
His dad drops his pants, proudly whips out his dick and says "Bobby, THIS is a penis. And by the way THIS is a PERFECT penis."
So the next day at school the teacher asks little Bobby if he has learned what a penis is. Little Bobby drops his pants, whips out his dick and says... "THIS is a penis. And if it was 3 inches shorter, THIS would be a PERFECT penis.

Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother, after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night, and everything was beautiful.
His grandmother remarked,"Doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?"
Bobby said, "Yes, God did it and he did it left handed."
This confused his grandmother a bit, and she asked him, "What makes you say God did this with his left hand?"
Well," said Bobby, "we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God's right hand!"

Little Bobby was spending this weekend with his grandmother after a
particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to
take him to the park on Saturday morning.
It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful. His grandmother remarked, "Doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?"
Bobby said, "Yes, God did it and he did it left handed."
This confused his grandmother a bit, and she asked him, "What makes
you say God did this with his left hand?"
"Well," said Bobby, "we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus
sits on God's right hand!"

Bobby Knight, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded IU flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Bobby," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Bobby felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Purdue flag and, in every window, a Boilermaker logo. Bobby looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a good coach, I won 3 NCAA titles, 600+ games and I even went to the hall of fame. So why does Gene Keady get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Bobby, that's not Gene Keady's house, it's mine!"