Bobby Jokes / Recent Jokes
Bobby Knight, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded IU flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Bobby," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."Bobby felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Purdue flag and, in every window, a Boilermaker logo.Bobby looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a good coach, I won 3 NCAA titles, 600+ games and I even went to the hall of fame. Sowhy does Gene Keady get a better house than me?"God chuckled, and said "Bobby, that's not Gene Keady's house, it's mine!"
Bobby may be an asshole, but you take this joke board way too seriously. A joke or insult never caused hardship to anyone. Not having food on your table or a roof over your head is a hardship. Having an illness and no insurance is a hardship. Reading Bobbys drivel hardly qualifies as a hardship.
If you don't like him, then go find another joke board. You need to get on with your life and stop fixating on Bobby.
A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible: Psalm 23. She gave the youngsters a month to learn the verse.
Little Bobby was excited about the task, but he just couldn't remember the Psalm. After much practice, he could barely get past the first line.
On the day that the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of the congregation, Bobby was so nervous. When it was his turn, he stepped up to the microphone and said proudly, "The Lord is my shepherd and that's all I need to know."
Mrs. Harris asked the class what fascinate meant. Tina raised her hand and said, "My mom and me were fascinated my the animals at the zoo."
"Well, Tina, that's good but I want fascinate."
Georgia raised her hand, "The drawings were fascinating."
Again the teacher said, "that's good but I want fascinate."
Then, she saw that Bobby had his hand up in the back of the classroom. Bobby was known around school for his naughty references, but she decided what could he get out of fascinate?
"Yes, Bobby?"
"My sister has a shirt with ten buttons."
"Okay, but..."
"I'm getting there. My sister has a shirt with ten buttons. But her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."
An art teacher brought a statue of Venus to class for the students to see. "What do you like best about it, class? Let's begin with you, Bobby," said the teacher.
"I like the artwork," Bobby said.
"Very good. And you Billy?" the teacher asked.
"I really like her tits!" Billy exclaimed.
"Get out, Billy! Go and stand in the hall!" instructed the disgusted teacher. "And you, Johnny?"
"I'm going, teacher, I'm going," Johnny replied.