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There was a man sittin in a bar with a small head and a man opposite him. The 2nd man crossed to the first and said " i cant help but notice how out of proportion your head is to your body how did it happen?"
The man with the small head said" buy me a beer and al tell u the story"
He bought the beer and the story begun.
" well a was oan ma ship wi the crew n the ship began to sink. I swam for a while till a saw a mermaid oan a rock. she swam to me and told me she was a magical mermaid and could grant me three wishes."
"So my first wish was that i wood b rescued and soon a ship was sailing my way. then my second was that i wood have a big muscly body and i got one. then for my 3rd wish i thought for a while and came up that i wanted to have sex with the mermaid but she explained that since she was part fish it wouldnt work so again a thought for a while then i decided that she could give me head down below so i announced to her my more...
Q What's the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?
A When the hemaroihds are over you at least get the ring back !!!
a guy goes in a bar and he was playing with is DICK and a lady says i like to play with my DICK to we should do it together some time
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said,"Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.