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What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper

There was a man sittin in a bar with a small head and a man opposite him. The 2nd man crossed to the first and said " i cant help but notice how out of proportion your head is to your body how did it happen?"
The man with the small head said" buy me a beer and al tell u the story"
He bought the beer and the story begun.
" well a was oan ma ship wi the crew n the ship began to sink. I swam for a while till a saw a mermaid oan a rock. she swam to me and told me she was a magical mermaid and could grant me three wishes."
"So my first wish was that i wood b rescued and soon a ship was sailing my way. then my second was that i wood have a big muscly body and i got one. then for my 3rd wish i thought for a while and came up that i wanted to have sex with the mermaid but she explained that since she was part fish it wouldnt work so again a thought for a while then i decided that she could give me head down below so i announced to her my more...

Q What's the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?
A When the hemaroihds are over you at least get the ring back !!!

a guy goes in a bar and he was playing with is DICK and a lady says i like to play with my DICK to we should do it together some time

What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?
ET - The extra testicle!

What's the best thing to come out of a penis?
The wrinkles!

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said,"Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.