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Did you hear about the skeleton that walked into a bar and ordered a beer and a mop?
Q; Why wasnt Christina the elephant aloud an the ashphalt?
A; Because your not aloud big balls an the ashphalt
What is round and oval, always wet and juicy and most of the time it has a bad smell to it, What is it?
It is actually your mouth.
If you think it was a vagina you have a bad mind.
There were three men hiking in the mountains and they came upon a cabin. They decided to stay there for the night because it was getting late and it was cold. It was really cold that they all decided to slept in the same bed.
The next day they all woke up and the man to the left said, "
Man I had the weirdest dream, i dreamed that i was getting hand job."
The guy on the far right said that he also had that same dream. And then the man in the middle said, "
That's weird I had a great dream, I dreamed that I was skiing"
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This man was walking to his house and saw a tornado and it was coming towards him and then it knocked down his house so he ran and ran and ran then he saw a farm house it looked pretty safe so he ran to it and asked the guy if he could stay there for the night and told him why not then the farmer showed him where he would be staying and said there just one rule he said dont stick your dick through thoes three holes so he said ok but he was curious that night so he stuck his dick though the first hole and said ooo this feels weird then stuck hus dick though the second hole and said ooo oohh this feels so good yes, but he still wanted to feel what was in the third hole so he stuck his dick in it and said aaahhhhhhhh fuckin bitchass mother fukin pice of shit aaaahhhhhh! so he woke up the next morning to see the farmer hovering over him he said you stuck your dick through the three holes didn't ya he said yes and so the farmer said i might as well tell ya what was in the three holes the more...
there was a man named mr. murphy and he lived in a nursing home. one day his nurse came in and he said "
guess what"
and she replied with "
what"
and he said my penis died today. the next day she saw him walking around the halls with his penis hanging out of his gown and the nurse said "
mr. murphy put that away this instant."
he said "
well i told you my penis died"
she said "
that is no reason to have it hanging out of your gown"
then he said "
today is the veiwing!!"