Body Parts Jokes / Recent Jokes
there was three girls in a bath tub a hillbilly a doctor and a buisness woman the doctor put her hand in a fist and said "i am getting a page" the buisnesswoman put her flat hand to her ear and said "im getting a call" the hillbilly went to the bathroom came back with toilet paper stuck in her but and said "im getting a fax"
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.
As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead pussy."
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have alot in common."
Bakit ang utot ng babae ay malakas?
kase malapit sa kweba
bakit ang utot ng lalaki aay malakas?
kase may mike...
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.
They exchange hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest diameter.
By the way my name is Jill. What's yours?"
He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored.
"What happened to you feet?" his wife asked.
"I had a childhood disease called tolio."
"Don't you mean polio?"
"No, tolio, it only affects the toes."
He then removed his pants and revealed an awful looking pair of knees.
"What happened to your knees?" she asked.
"Well, I also had kneesles."
"Don't you mean measles?"
"No, kneesles, it only affects the knees."
When he removed his shorts his wife gasped and said...
"Don't tell me, you also had smallcox!"
Why did the scare crow pull down his pance?
because he saw a leaf blower coming.