Bookage Jokes / Recent Jokes
A magician seeking bookage at Radio City Music Hall asserted, "I've got a trick that will panic them."
"What is it?" asked the manager.
"I saw a woman in half," announced the magician proudly.
"You call that a new trick? Scoffed the manager. "Why they've been doing that around here for years."
"Oh yeah, "snapped the magician. "but LENGTHWISE?"