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A magician seeking bookage at Radio City Music Hall asserted, "I've got a trick that will panic them."

"What is it?" asked the manager.

"I saw a woman in half," announced the magician proudly.

"You call that a new trick? Scoffed the manager. "Why they've been doing that around here for years."

"Oh yeah, "snapped the magician. "but LENGTHWISE?"