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Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners.
Both successors were named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names more...

The world's most avid hockey fan, a beautiful sardarni, had arrived early at the stadium for the first game of the series between local rival teams only to realize that she had left her ticket at home.

Not wanting to miss any of the match, she went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat. After an hour's wait she was just a few feet from the booth when a voice called out,' Hey, Jasmeet!'

She looked up, stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of the voice - with no success. Then she realized she had lost her place in the line, and had to go back to the end of the line and wait all over again. Just as she got to the window, a voice called out,' Hey, jasmeet!' Again she tried to find the voice and got out of line as she wandered looking for the owner of the voice.

But no luck. She was very upset as she got back in line for her ticket.

Finally she had her ticket and took her seat eager for the game to begin. As she more...

The world's most avid hockey fan, a beautiful sardarni, had arrived early at the stadium for the first game of the series between local rival teams only to realize that she had left her ticket at home. Not wanting to miss any of the match, she went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat. After an hour's wait she was just a few feet from the booth when a voice called out,' Hey, Jasmeet!' She looked up, stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of the voice - with no success. Then she realized she had lost her place in the line, and had to go back to the end of the line and wait all over again. Just as she got to the window, a voice called out,' Hey, jasmeet!' Again she tried to find the voice and got out of line as she wandered looking for the owner of the voice. But no luck. She was very upset as she got back in line for her ticket. Finally she had her ticket and took her seat eager for the game to begin. As she waited for it to start, she heard the voice more...

A sardar had arrived early at the stadium for the first cricket game of the series between local rival teams only to realize that he had left his ticket at home. Not wanting to miss any of the first inning, he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat. After an hour's wait he was just a few feet from the booth when a voice called out, "Hey, Balbir!"
He looked up, stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of the voice-with no success. Then he realized he had lost his place in the line, and had to go back to the end of the line and wait all over again. After he had purchased his ticket, he was thirsty, so he went to buy a coke. The line at the concession stand was also very long. But since the game hadn't started he decided to wait. Just as he got to the window, a voice called out'Hey, Balbir!"
Again He tried to find the voice and got out of line as he wandered looking for the owner of the voice. But no luck.
He was very upset more...

Why did the American Football team go to the phone booth?

To get their quarter back.

Chandrika, bush, blair all died and went to hell. They were true leaders and liked their country very much. They wanted to know what is happening in their country after they died. They went to a telephone booth and made a call.
Bush got the first turn because of his sandia style, he talked for about 30 minutes. Booth person charged him $5000. Next was his partner Blair, he was talking for about 20 minutes and charged $300.
Lastly our madam got the chance. She was talking and talking and talking (most of the time about the peace process, it was still going on) about 3 hours. She opened the wallet to make the payment, the booth person said sorry madam we do not charge for local calls.

There was this girl called (warawobeba)married, during the absence of her husband, she smuggled her boyfriend in her car booth to her house through the guaradge which has a secret entrance to the room.
On the way to the house, the police stopped her, thouroughly searched inside the car and discovered her boy friend (akpache) hidding in the booth. The police questioned akpache and he said he just wanted to make an experiment how it taste to ride in the booth and that the police shouldnt worry he will be fine.
When they got home, they really had a good time and ended up in the shower, all of asudden, her husband appeared on them and do you know what answer they giave him when he questioned angrily? warawobeba said what is wrong if i shower with my uncle and akpache said why dont u join us, then them husband gave him a dirty slap, so akpache took on his heels naked though the forest, the neighbours shouted and called the police so akpatche was finally arrested to the police more...