Bottled Water Jokes / Recent Jokes

Remember when water used to come in only one flavor? WET! Sure prior to the mid-sixties there were two types of wet, but now it has just gotten out of control. Yesterday, I am watching my son enjoy himself in the front yard as he cools himself by running through the sprinkler. Great right? Not! He then runs his little punk ass inside to get some bottled water because he was thirsty. What is we gonna do?

SHE IS A DOLL

I am a sexual deviant. The technical term for one sick pup.
My significant other is such a doll, and I mean that because I blow her up.

Her mouth is always open, but she doesn’t have much to say.
And every time that I am with her, she takes my breath away.

She is as kinky as I want her to be. She is the ultimate piece of ass.
I once inflated her with nitrus oxide. That night was such a gas.

One night I got a little rough. I was grinding, and thrusting, and squeezing.
The bottom line is...I popped her. They call me “needle dick” for a reason.

I didn’t want to lose her, because to me she is such a catch.
I got her the help that she needed. Now she is on the patch.

I fill her boobs to the max. When they are that big, I love the feel of em.
Some times I make her play hard to get, by filling her up with helium.

I always take her with me. My friends think I’m more...