Boundary Jokes / Recent Jokes

Bad Light: what games tend to finish in, when it is probably twice as dark as it was when the batsman went off for bad light in the middle of the afternoon session.

Bits and Pieces Player: cricketer who is only average at more things than the average player.

Bowler's Limitation: maximum number of overs a bowler is allowed to bowl, which they usually exceed by bowling no-balls.

Bowler Tossing The Ball Up: bowler celebrating a caught and bowled.

Bowling Attack: a series of bowlers who defend.

Building A Platform For The Innings: method by which batsmen bat very slowly leaving the tail to bat very quickly to ensure a decent total.

Coloured Clothing: what players wear in the hope that spectators will wear it too; also a useful way for the crowd to tell the difference between the batsmen and the bowlers.

Day/Night Match: one-day game played under contemporary over- rates.

Death: part of the innings in more...

The new young fieldsman, who hadn't been doing too well and was anxious to impress chased the apparently hopeless ball to the long boundary. Breathlessly, he gradually caught up and flung himself full length to stop it crossing the line.

'Did you save the boundary?' called the captain.

'Yes,' panted the fielder.

'You would, said the captain.' They ran ten!'