Batsmen Jokes

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Pakistani Innings.
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Where do Pakistani batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.
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When would Rana-Naveed have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.
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What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Pakistani batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.
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How to increase the chances of Pakistani batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
Try giving them two overs to begin with, then try three and so on.
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What is the Pakistani version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls
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What is the height of optimism?
Inzi coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.
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Phone Call for Inzi:
Pakistan Team Manager: "Hello"(over Phone)
Wife: "Can I talk to Inzi, this is his wife."
Pakistan Team Manager:"Sorry, he is just going to bat"
Wife:"No Problem Manager, more...

Bad Light: what games tend to finish in, when it is probably twice as dark as it was when the batsman went off for bad light in the middle of the afternoon session.

Bits and Pieces Player: cricketer who is only average at more things than the average player.

Bowler's Limitation: maximum number of overs a bowler is allowed to bowl, which they usually exceed by bowling no-balls.

Bowler Tossing The Ball Up: bowler celebrating a caught and bowled.

Bowling Attack: a series of bowlers who defend.

Building A Platform For The Innings: method by which batsmen bat very slowly leaving the tail to bat very quickly to ensure a decent total.

Coloured Clothing: what players wear in the hope that spectators will wear it too; also a useful way for the crowd to tell the difference between the batsmen and the bowlers.

Day/Night Match: one-day game played under contemporary over- rates.

Death: part of the innings in more...

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>Q. Who is the best Sri Lankan batsman on the current tour?
>A. Muttiah Muralitharan
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>Q. What is the height of optimism?
>A. A Sri Lankan batsman putting on sunscreen.
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>Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was Sri Lankan?
>A. An all-rounder.
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>Q. What is the main function of the Sri Lankan coach?
>A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
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>Q. Why is Upul Chandana the unluckiest bowler on tour?
>A. Because he was born in Sri Lanka.
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>Q. What's the Sri Lankan version of a hat-trick?
>A. Three runs in three balls.
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>Q. What's the Sri Lankan version of a maiden over?
>A. Sarita Rajendran now De Silva (Aravinda's wife).
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>Q. When does the ball travel at its fastest in this world cup?
>A. An Eric Upashantha delivery flying towards the boundary.
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>Q. Why don't Sri Lankan more...

Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English?
A. An all rounder.
Q. What is the main function of the England coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q. Why is Darren Gough the unluckiest bowler on tour?
A. Because he was born in England.
Q. What's the English version of a hat trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.
Q. Why don't English fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.
Q. What's the English version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten and Walloped.
Q. What do you call a Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.
Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Stewart?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.
Q. Who has the easiest job in the England touring party?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
Q. What more...

Q. Who is the best Sri Lankan batsman on the current tour?
A. Muttiah Muralitharan

Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. A Sri Lankan batsman putting on sunscreen.

Q. What is the main function of the Sri Lankan coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.

Q. What's the Sri Lankan version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. Why don't Sri Lankan fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.

Q. What's the Sri Lankan version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

Q. What do you call an Sri Lankan with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.

Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Sri Lankan
batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. Who has the easiest job in the Sri Lankan touring party?
A. The guy who removes the ball marks from the bats.

Q. Why did Nawaz more...