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>Q. Who is the best Sri Lankan batsman on the current tour?
>A. Muttiah Muralitharan
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>Q. What is the height of optimism?
>A. A Sri Lankan batsman putting on sunscreen.
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>Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was Sri Lankan?
>A. An all-rounder.
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>Q. What is the main function of the Sri Lankan coach?
>A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
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>Q. Why is Upul Chandana the unluckiest bowler on tour?
>A. Because he was born in Sri Lanka.
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>Q. What's the Sri Lankan version of a hat-trick?
>A. Three runs in three balls.
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>Q. What's the Sri Lankan version of a maiden over?
>A. Sarita Rajendran now De Silva (Aravinda's wife).
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>Q. When does the ball travel at its fastest in this world cup?
>A. An Eric Upashantha delivery flying towards the boundary.
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>Q. Why don't Sri Lankan more...

Q. Who is the best Sri Lankan batsman on the current tour?
A. Muttiah Muralitharan

Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. A Sri Lankan batsman putting on sunscreen.

Q. What is the main function of the Sri Lankan coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.

Q. What's the Sri Lankan version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. Why don't Sri Lankan fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.

Q. What's the Sri Lankan version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

Q. What do you call an Sri Lankan with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.

Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Sri Lankan
batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. Who has the easiest job in the Sri Lankan touring party?
A. The guy who removes the ball marks from the bats.

Q. Why did Nawaz more...