Boxer Jokes / Recent Jokes
Banta was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he'd been seeing for some time.
He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through the coffee, Banta realised he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
"Boxer!" called out the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at Banta's feet.
Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, Banta let another, slightly larger one go.
"BOXER!" she called out sharply.
"I've got it made," thought Banta to himself, "one more and I'll feel fine."
So he let loose a really big one.
"BOXER!!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he shits on you!"
Q: Why does Bill Clinton wear boxer shorts?
A: To warm his ankles.
A mediocre Haryanavi lad somehow managed to reach the finals of a boxing competition. At the final encounter, he had to face a tough Jat from Uttar Pradesh who happened to be a former heavyweight champion. When the Haryanavi boxer was proceeding towards the ring where the much-awaited bout was to take place, it was noticed that he hung back.
"C'mon- It's all right," said the Haryanavi's coach with a view to boosting his morale. "Just say to yourself' I'm going to knock him out' and see, you'll be the ultimate winner."
"That's no good, Sir," replied the hopeless Haryanavi boxer. "Manne malum sai ki mein kitna jhoota sai (I know what a liar I am)."
Former Silver medalist boxer Amir Khan is already drawing big money and big hype, despite non-thrilling performances against ordinary opposition. Apparently "Amir Khan" is Pakistani for "Ryan Leaf."
My brother's a professional boxer. Heavyweight? No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death!