Boys Jokes / Recent Jokes
While out jogging Bill Clinton tripped and fell over a bridge into the cold water below. Three young boys playing by the water saw what happened, jumped in and pulled him to shore. Being very thankful, he said to the boys, "Boys, you have just saved the former President of the United States. You each deserve a reward."
"I'd love to go to Disney World," the first boy said. "I will take you there personally," Bill replied.
"I'd like to have a brand new pair of Nike Air Jordan's," the second boy said. "I shall buy them for you myself," Bill promised.
"I want a customized wheelchair, complete with stereo and built in speakers," said the third boy. Looking at him with a puzzled expression, the former President asked, "Son, why would you ask for such a thing? You don't appear to be handicapped to me."
"I will be when my father finds out I saved you from drowning!" replied the third boy.
A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"
Little John: Why adults often belt boys and girls strongly to discipline them?
Little Kate: John, please remember: for little girls and boys it is unpleasant to be belting. on the contrary, for adults it is a very and very enjoyable process - to belt little girls and boys strongly!
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: HELP! HELP! When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy said, I want a boat. The second boy said I want a truck. And the third boy said, I want three tombstones with arenames all on them. Bill Clinton said, why is that son? The little boy said, because when my Dad finds out that wesaved you, he is going to kill us all!
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747's.
They got it off the plane, out the gate and were having a good time fishing on the Stilliquamish. All of a sudden the Coast Guard Chopper came wop-wop-ing in, homing on the emergency frequency locator beacon that was activated when the boys inflated the raft at the river.
(Note: The boys are no longer with said aircraft company.)
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747's.They got it off the plane, out the gate and were having a good time fishing on the Stilliquamish. All of a sudden the Coast Guard Chopper came wop-wop-ing in, homing on the emergency frequency locator beacon that was activated when the boys inflated the raft at the river.(Note: The boys are no longer with said aircraft company.)
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.
During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the toilet so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's toilet, one of the boys came out and told her that he couldn't reach the urinal. Having no choice, the teacher went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by their armpits, one by one.
As she lifted one up by the armpits, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well-endowed for an elementary school child. "I guess you must be in the fifth," she said.
"No ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow. Thanks for the lift anyhow."