Brady Jokes / Recent Jokes

Brady's First Law of Problem Solving: When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?"

I can' think of anyone actually making this up... Before starting a band, you should know that the following names are taken:

[ a ]
Alcoholocaust
Alcoholics Unanimous
Armageddon Dildos

[ b ]
Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
Band Over
Barbara's Bush
The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
The Boxing Ghandis
Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
Bulimia Banquet
Buster Hymen & the Penetrators

[ c ]
Caltransvestites
Cindy Brady's Lisp

[ d ]
The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
The Dead Sea Squirrels
Dicky Retardo
Drunks With Guns

[ e ]
e. coli
Electric Prostates
Elvis Hitler

[ f ]
Fearless Iranians From Hell
Fields of Shit
'57 Lesbian
The 4-Skins
Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
The French are from Hell
Fromage d'Amour

[ g ]
Gefilte Joe and the more...

At this time no name has been released to the media, but sources close to the couple say they have named the baby boy according to old family traditions and will call him Brady Bundch.

Tom Brady suffered a knee injury and may be out for the year. Bill Belichick will replace him with tapes of a healthy Brady.

Tom Brady is officially out for the season. On the positive side, two months of bed rest isn't quite so daunting when that bed features Gisele Bundchen.

Beverly Hillbillies
Miss Jane tries to convince Mr. Drysdale to network all the PCs in
the bank, but, typically, he won't spend the money. Frustrated,
Miss Jane pleads with Jed Clampett to persuade Mr. Drysdale to
"put in the LAN," but Jed thinks she said "put in the ham." Jed
then gets Granny to cook up a dozen hams and has Jethro and Ellie
Mae bring them to the bank. When they arrive, everybody is out to
lunch, so Jethro begins to distribute the hams, but is frustrated
when he can't get the coaxial cable to stay attached to the ham
bone. To further complicate matters, Ellie May has brought along
her pet goats, which begin to eat the ham and cable, causing the
the VAX to short out and force an emergency electronic fund
transfer of the Clampett millions to a competitive bank. As Mr.
Drysdale is seen chasing Miss Jane down the hall with a crazed look
in his eye, swinging a ham at her, Jed is heard to remark, more...

Tom Brady left a pre-season game with what appeared to be a shoulder injury. For those of you who have him on your fantasy team, you're still a dork for having a fantasy team.