"Real Band Names" joke

I can' think of anyone actually making this up... Before starting a band, you should know that the following names are taken:

[ a ]
Alcoholocaust
Alcoholics Unanimous
Armageddon Dildos

[ b ]
Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
Band Over
Barbara's Bush
The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
The Boxing Ghandis
Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
Bulimia Banquet
Buster Hymen & the Penetrators

[ c ]
Caltransvestites
Cindy Brady's Lisp

[ d ]
The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
The Dead Sea Squirrels
Dicky Retardo
Drunks With Guns

[ e ]
e. coli
Electric Prostates
Elvis Hitler

[ f ]
Fearless Iranians From Hell
Fields of Shit
'57 Lesbian
The 4-Skins
Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
The French are from Hell
Fromage d'Amour

[ g ]
Gefilte Joe and the Fish
Gonoreagan

[ h ]
Headless Marines
Hell Camino
Herpes Cineplex
Hindu Garage Sale
Hitler's Bikini
HIV and the Positives

[ i ]
Impaled Nazarenes
Inhale Mary

[ j ]
Janitors Against Apartheid
Jehovah's Waitresses
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
Jesus Christ Super Fly
Jesus Chrysler Supercar
JFKFC
Jonestown Punch

[ k ]
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Kerrigan's Knees

[ l ]
Lack of Afro
Lawn Piranhas
The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
Lee Harvey Keitel
Lesbian Ninjas
Louder Than God

[ m ]
Mao Tse Helen
Mussolini Headkick
My Dog Has Hitler's Brain

[ n ]
Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions
Nervous Christians and the Lions
Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
Not Drowning, Waving

[ p ]
Pabst Smear
Penis DeMilo
Pepto Dismal
Phenobarbidols
Phlegm Fatale
Poultry in Motion
The Pro-Midget Mafia
Psychic Buddhist Gorillas

[ r ]
Raging Pimps of Doom
Rectal Nightmare
Reserectum
Results of Inbreeding
Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries

[ q ]
Quasimodo and the Eunuchs

[ s ]
Sandy Duncan's Eye
Screaming Headless Torsos
Septic Death
The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
Shirley Temple of Doom
Shirley Temple Pilots
Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]
Skeptic Tank
Smegma & the Nuns
Smorgasborgnine
Solosex
Spastic Colon
The Sphinctones
Stiff Richards
Swingin' Johnsons

[ t ]
Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
The Telephony Bandits of Doom
Temporary Darkening of the Stool
Testostertones
The Texas Nazis
Thank God We're Immortal
They Tried To Frame OJ
To Live and Shave in LA
Toxic Shock and the Tampons
Tragic Mulatto
Transsexual Hitler
Trotsky Icepick

[ u ]
Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies

[ v ]
Vaginal Davis
Vic Morrow's Head

[ w ]
The Well Hungarians
Willie Nelson Mandela

[ y ]
Yoko Homo

[ z ]
Zip Code Rapists
Zulu Leprechauns