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Ram Lal walked into a bar and ordered a large brandy for himself and drinks for everyone in the bar.' And have one for yourself,' he said grandly to the owner of the bar.
Half-an-hour later the order was repeated: a large brandy for himself and drinks for everyone in the bar and one for the owner of the bar!
Ram Lai carried on like this all evening, every half hour, ordering drinks all round - and one for the owner of the bar, who eventually became concerned about the size of the bill. So when Ram Lal gave his ninth gigantic order, the owner said,' I hope you don't mind my mentioning it, sir, but your bill now amounts to Rs. 1, 687 and 50 paisa.
'Does it?' said Ram Lal.' Well, I'm sorry about that, because I haven't got a paisa on me!'
The owner leapt over the counter in fury and grabbed Ram Lal by the throat; he slapped him on the face, kicked him on the shins, and finally hurled him out through the door where he landed in a gutter.
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A nun entered the local liquor store and asked the clerk to give her a pint of brandy.
"I'm sorry, Sister," the clerk replied, "I couldn't do that. I've never sold alcohol to a nun."
"It's for the Mother Superior," the nun explained. "She's constipated and brandy seems to help."
So, the clerk agreed to sell her the brandy.
When he closed the store later that night, he found the nun sitting out on the curb, totally inebriated, singing and laughing to herself.
"Sister, shame on you!" he scolded. "You told me the brandy was for the Mother Superior's constipation."
"It is, young man, it is," replied the nun, slurring her words. "She is constipated and when she sees me, she's gonna shit herself."

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A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender:
I'll have a brandy
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The bartender asks: "What's with the big pause?"
The bear responds: "I dunno. I've always had them."

(Ed. say it aloud)