Brenda Jokes / Recent Jokes

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.'
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'
'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your father.'

Bandara, a very hard working man, came home early one day - to find his wife Brenda was attending to the garden.
Thought he should surprise her, came up very quitely pinched her bottom, and proceeded to the house, saying "Well give me 10 minutes to have a shower". and did not bother even to look back.
Brenda greeted the husband at the door???
"Oh my god, if you are here, who is that in the garden?"
"Did you not recognise, it's my mother, she is wearing one of my lungi's"
10 minutes later the mother in law comes into the house and announces - "TIME IS UP Bandara"

Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to herobstetrician's office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, "Myhusband wants me to ask you...""I know, I know." the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on hershoulder, "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late Inthe pregnancy." "No, that's not it at all," Brenda confessed. "He wants to know ifI can still mow the lawn."

A class professor was giving a lecture on company
slogans and was asking his students if they were
familiar with them.
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"Joe," he asked, "which company has the slogan,
'come fly the friendly skies'?"
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Joe answered the correct airline.
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"Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan,
"Don't leave home without it?"
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Brenda answered the correct credit card company with
no difficulty.
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"Now John, Tell me which company bears the slogan,
'Just do it'?"
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And John answered, "Mom...."

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her cart. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother said to her, "No." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Brenda, we just have five of the aisles left to go through - don't be upset. It won't be long now."
Soon, they came to the candy aisle and the little girl began to shout for candy. When told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "there, there, Brenda, don't cry - only two more aisles to go and then we'll be checking out."
When they got to the checkout stand, the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there'd be no gum purchased. The mother said serenely, "Brenda, just control yourself, we'll be through this check out stand in 5 minutes."
The man followed them out to the parking lot and more...