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Your momma so fat... she fell in love and broke it. Your momma so fat... shes on both sides of the family tree. Your momma so fat she broke the family tree.

I broke a mirror in my house, I'm supposed to get seven years of bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

Each and every time he broke wind, the word honda would flutter from the man's behind. Going to the doctor, he demonstrated this phenomenon which, much to his surprise, didn't foze the doctor in the least.
Going round to the man's mouth, the physician found an abscessed tooth, which he promptly pulled. At once the man's problem was solved.
"That's amazing!" said the patient. "But tell me, how did you know what to do?"
"Simple," answered the doctor. "Everyone knows that abscess makes the fart go' honda.

A large two engined train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. “No problem, ” the engineer thought, and carried on at half power.
Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill.
The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement:
“Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time. The good news is that you decided to take the train and not fly. ”

My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really yearned! I tried to stay busy... And keep it off my mind. It was worse than cigarettes, at least butts I can find!! So I went to Wal-Mart, and got on their pc. The cashier in electronics was staring at me. But I didn't care. I had to get on line! Check my mail, and see what buddies I can find. I drew a crowd as I began to cry. I couldn't find the password no matter how hard I tried! I need my AOL!! I got to have my fix!! Go to my favorite places, check out some cool pics. The cashier called Security! I heard her whisper low, "We have ourselves a Psycho here and she has got to go!" Security rushed over. Not long did he stall. Obviously he has never suffered from AOL withdrawal. He slapped cuffs on my wrists and threw me out the door! Then he looked at me and said, "Don't come round here no more!"I feel so embarrassed!! I have sunk so low! To be kicked out of Wal-Mart.... How low can I go? So more...

A man went to church and saw his best friend crying there. "What happened? What could be so bad?" "My mother died yesterday," he sobbed. "Oh my God! Not Mrs. C. How did that happen?" "Well, it was hot yesterday, so we all had our beds on the balcony and we were sleeping. My mother rolled over and fell off." "Oh God, so that's how she died?" "No. She fell to the third floor balcony, held on to the railing. That broke and so she fell." "So, that's how she died?" "No. She fell to the second floor balcony, held on to the railing. That broke and so she fell." "So, that's how she died?" "Uh, no, not exactly... She fell to the first floor balcony. We all decided that she's destroying the house, so we shot her."

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway! Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller! Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it! Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck! Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.