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Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!
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How are you doing? A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical problems with the automobile. The car stalls and the tourist parks the car by the side of the road and waits for help.
Not much later, a farmer happens to pass by with a truck full of farm animals. The farmer offers the tourist a lift to town and proceeds to explain that he is bringing his farm animals to the town market, where they will be auctioned off to the highest bidders.
Well, it so happens that on the way to the town, the farmer being so engrossed in his story, unintentionally wanders into the other side of road where another vehicle is approaching in the other direction.
The farmer realizes his absent mindness and attempts to avoid the possible collision with the other vehicle. He just misses the other car, but unfortunately more...
I just got a car for my wife!! …Good trade, huh? A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked his car he also left a note saying there is no point in breaking in my car as there is nothing to steal. When he returned to his car it had been broken into again and there was a new note where his had left his, saying ‘JUST CHECKING’.
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop." Ma'am," said the cop, "I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy." "Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home," responded the Amish lady." That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his testicles. I consider that animal abuse. Have your husband take care of that right away!" instructed the cop. Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop." Well, dear, what exactly did he say?" asked Jacob." He said the reflector is broken," replied the lady." I can fix that in two minutes. What else?" wondered Jacob." I'm not sure, Jacob... something about the emergency brake"...
Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened.' I thought it was love at first sight,' said Julie.' It was, but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind.
One day a lovely brunette walked into a doctors office and said doc my whole body is broken. Why do u say that says the doctor. Well when ever i touch any part of my body it hurts see, she touched her waist owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww she screams, then she touches her knee and she screams owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.What should i do she askes. Well ur body is'nt broken. ur not a real brunette are u the doc askes! no i'm not, i'm a blonde says the oung lady! Well ur body isnt broken ur god damn figer is broken! Idiot
A blonde woman driving a Porche spots another blonde woman driving a Porche that had broken down at the side of the road. Stopping to ask what was wrong, the blonde with the broken down Porche replied, "I just took a look under the hood and while I was driving, someone stole the engine."
The other blonde said, "Problem solved. I have a spare one in the back of my car."