Broom Jokes / Recent Jokes
A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in an extreme hurry and was not happy about the slowness of the line.
When the cashier called for a price check on a box of soap, the woman remarked indignantly, "Well, I'll be lucky to get out of here and home before Christmas!"
"Don't worry, ma'am," replied the clerk, "With that wind kicking up out there and that brand new broom you have there, you'll be home in no time."
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate." the young man replied indignantly." Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I'll show you how."
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark. ”
The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. “You don't have to be afraid of the dark, ” she explained. “Jesus is out there. He'll look after you and protect you. ”
The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, “Are you sure he's out there? ”
“Yes, I'm sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him, ” she said.
The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called, “Jesus? If you're out there, would you please hand me the broom? ”
A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were heavily laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her agitated state of mind and angry demeanor, it was obvious she was in a hurry and not happy about the slownessof the line.
When the cashier called for a price check on a box of soap, the woman remarked indignantly, "Well, I'll be lucky to get out of here and home before Christmas!"
"Don't worry, ma'am," replied the clerk. "With that wind kicking up out there and that brand new broom you have, you'll be home in no time."
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store.""But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly."Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother asked him to go out to the back porch and get the broom for her.
"Mommy, I don't want to go out there. It's too dark," he said.
"There's no reason to be afraid of the dark," his mother said reassuringly. "Jesus is out there. He'll watch over you and protect you."
The little boy looked at his mother with a very serious expression and asked, "Are you sure he's out there mommy?"
"Yes, I'm sure," replied his mother. "Jesus is everywhere. He's always ready to help you when you need him."
The little boy thought about it for a moment, went to the back door and opened it a crack. Peering out into the still darkness, he whispered, "Psssst, Jesus? If you're out there, could you pass me the broom?"