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a SISTER ASK HER BROTHER TO FIND A BOY TO FUCK HER. sO HE LOOKED EVERY WHERE AND HE COULDN'T FIND ON SO HE CAME HOME
SADLY AND TOLD HER SISTER THAT HE COULDN'T FIND ONE SO SHE ASKED
HIM TO HAVE SEX WITH HER. tHEY BOTH WERE FUCKING AND THE SISITER SAID THAT TO HER BROTHER THAT YOU ARE FUCKING VERY WELLL THAN OUR FATHER. SO THE BROTHER SAID THAT THIS IS WHAT OUR MOTHER SAID TOO.

A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, ''I'm so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died."
The man was very upset and yelled, ''You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was on the roof and wouldn't come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.''
The brother thought about it and apologized.
"So how's Mom?" asked the man.
"She's on the roof and won't come down."

Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby.

"Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed the brother.

"And why not?" asked Stan. "Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?"

Stan said nothing.

The brother grew impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle."

Stan couldn't take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother, "You're SURE you want a nephew?"

"Yes," the brother replied. "It would be an honor!"

"Well congratulations, you're holding him!"

Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help to make water. So, sometimes it's brother against brother.

When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.

Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.

To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed up.

Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail in the same way.

Activation Energy is the useful quantity of energy available in one cup of coffee.

Two friends: - I heard that you have founded a musical band.- Yes, it is a quartet.- How many are you?- We are three.- Three?- Me and my brother.- You have a brother?- No, why do you ask?

A little girl went to her father and asked, "Dad, what is politics?"
"Well, dear," he said, "let me try to explain it this way - I'm the breadwinner of the family, so we'll call me Capitalism. Mom is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. We'll call the Nanny the Working Class, and your baby brother, the Future. Think about all that and see if it makes any sense."
She then went off to bed, thinking about all her father had said. Later that night, she heard her baby brother crying and when she went to check on him, she found he had soiled his diaper. She then went to her parents' room, but found her mother fast asleep. Not wanting to wake her, she went to the Nanny's room and found the door locked. When she peeked in the keyhole, she saw her father was in bed with the nanny. She gave up and went back to bed.
The next morning, she said to her father, more...

There was a brother with three girlfriends. He decided it was time to settle down, but was faced with a dilemma. .. which one should he marry? So he decided to give each one $500 and see how each of them spends it.
The first one went out and got a total makeover. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and told the brother, "I spent the money so I could look as fine as I could for you because I love you so much."
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a cd player, television, and a stereo and gave them to the brother. She said, "I bought these for you with the money because I love you so much."
The third one takes the $500 and invests it in the stock market. She doubles her investment, returns $500 to the brother and re-invests the rest. She said, " I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much." The brother thought long and hard about how each of the women handled the more...