Brown Jokes / Recent Jokes
There was a woman at church once eating plain M&M's. Someone noticed she was picking out all of the brown ones. So, they approached her and asked, "Why are you not eating the brown M&M's?".
She replied, "I don't want to eat chocolate."
A man walks into the sheriff's office.... "I want to become a deputy!"
"Good, I want to you to catch this man" says the sheriff handling the man a wanted poster.
The poster reads:' Last seen wearing a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper pants, and brown paper boots.'
"What's he wanted for?" asked the hopeful yound man.
"Rustling."
A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in prison and being nervous he figures he had better introduce himself, He extends his hand and says with a quivering voice, Hi my name is John Smith. The big guy who actually is a nice guy extends his and says my name is Turner Brown. The geek passes out. The big guy fans him and brings him too. Why did you pass out he asked? The geek replies, what did you say your name was? Turner Brown he replies. Oh God the geek says I thought you said "TURN AROUND".
A preacher dies and goes to heaven, where he's greeted at the gate by St. Peter. "Who are you?" St. Peter asks. "I'm Joe Brown. I'm a preacher. I've been preaching the Word of God for 50 years!" "Hmmm..." Peter says. "Let me go check and see if you can come inside." Peter wanders off into Heaven. While he's gone, someone else comes to the gate and knocks. Peter promptly returns to the gate and asks the new arrival: "Who are you?" "I'm Stan Smith," the guy replies. "Stan Smith? Stan Smith *the pilot*???" Peter exclaims. "Why, that's right," the guy replies.
Peter throws open the gate and ushers the new arrival inside with an enthusiastic "Come in! Come in!" "What about me?" asks Preacher Brown. "Give it a few more minutes - we're still checking," Peter replies, and shuts the gate again.
After what seems like hours, Peter comes back to the gate and opens more...
George Bush Virus - Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it until November
Ted Kennedy Virus - Crashes your computer but denies it ever happened
Warren Commission Virus - Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years
Jerry Brown Virus - Blanks your screen and begins flashing an 800 number
David Duke Virus - Makes your screen go completely white
Congress Virus - Overdraws your disk space
Paul Tsongas Virus - Pops up on Dec. 25 and says "I'm Not Santa Claus
Pat Buchanan Virus - Shifts all output to the extreme right of the screen
Dan Quayle Virus - Forces your computer to play "PGA TOUR" from 10am to 4pm 6 days a week
Bill Clinton Virus - This virus mutates from region to region. We're not exactly sure what it does.
Richard Nixon Virus - aka the "Tricky Dick Virus" you can wipe it out but it always makes a comeback.
H. Ross Perot Virus - same as the Jerry Brown virus, only nicer fonts are used, and it more...
There were three people on an island one had brown hair, one had red hair, and one had blonde hair. The people were 100 miles from shore and the only way to get there was to swim. First the one with brown hair went and she made it. Next the one with red hair went and she made it. Next the blonde went and she swam 99 miles and got tired so she turned around and went back.
Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "