"Computer Virus Alert" joke

George Bush Virus - Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it until November
Ted Kennedy Virus - Crashes your computer but denies it ever happened
Warren Commission Virus - Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years
Jerry Brown Virus - Blanks your screen and begins flashing an 800 number
David Duke Virus - Makes your screen go completely white
Congress Virus - Overdraws your disk space
Paul Tsongas Virus - Pops up on Dec. 25 and says "I'm Not Santa Claus
Pat Buchanan Virus - Shifts all output to the extreme right of the screen
Dan Quayle Virus - Forces your computer to play "PGA TOUR" from 10am to 4pm 6 days a week
Bill Clinton Virus - This virus mutates from region to region. We're not exactly sure what it does.
Richard Nixon Virus - aka the "Tricky Dick Virus" you can wipe it out but it always makes a comeback.
H. Ross Perot Virus - same as the Jerry Brown virus, only nicer fonts are used, and it appears to have had a lot more money put into its development.