Bruce Jokes / Recent Jokes

Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned to the other and said, "See that stud there, Bruce?" "Sure." "Well, let me tell you, he's a tremendous fuck!" "No shit?" Bruce asked. "Well, hardly any."

bruce lee was the only person to beat chuck norris and nows hes dead

What did shivaji say to bruce lee when he met him?
" tu karate main marathe".