Brunete Jokes

There were 3 people stuck on an 15 mile away island one was an brunete and one was a brown haired girl and the third was a blonde. The brown haired one decides to swim back so she goes first . But she drowns but the brunete thinks she made it so she goes and she drowns. Then the blonde thinks they made it so she goes and she went 10 miles and she got tired so she decided to go all the way back to the island !!

A blonde and a brunete was racing down the interstate when the brunete asked the blonde to see if there were cops behind them and she said yes. then the brunete asked the blonde if the cops lights were on and the blonde said
YES, NO, YES, NO, YES, NO

a blonde a brunete and a redhead rob a bank, there is an alley next 2 it w/ 3 empty potatoe sacks they all get in one b/c the police ar after them. the brunete is in teh first sack and teh police kick it and she goes meow! and teh police go oh its just a stupid cat and teh move on 2 the next sack where teh red head is tehy kick the bag and she goes ruff ruff and teh police say oh its just a stupid dog and move on. tehy come 2 the sack with teh blonde, they kick it and she goes PO-TA-TOE!