Ruff Jokes

One blonde and two Brunettes had just finished robbing a bank and were running from police. The firste brunette jumped into a pale of dog food. The seconde brunette jumped into a pal of cat food. The blonde jumped into a pale of potatoes. When police checked the pale of dog food they heard "ruff ruff". When police checked the pale of cat food all they heard was "meow meow". When police checked the pale of potatoes they heard "potato potato".

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were driving in a car and ran a stop sign. A police officer seen them and immediately started chasing them. The girls ran from the police and when they got a long wayz away from the police they saw 3 potato sacks on the side of the road. They all got out and each got in a potato sack. When the cops came and they seen the empty car and the three potato sacks, they went over and kicked each one. The first one they kicked was the brunette and she said ruff ruff. The cops thought it was a bag of puppies and went to the next bag. This was the red head and when they kicked this one she said meow. They thought it was just a bag of kittens and went to the next bag. This was the blonde and when they kicked the bag she said potato!!!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were trying to rob a bank. Just as they were about to leave someone puched an alarm. With two cops chasing the three girls, they ran into a warehouse nearby. In the warehouse were three sacks. Each girl hopped into one. When the two cops arrived they saw the sacks. The first sack was the red head. Her sack had a dog on it. One of the officers kicked it and heard a sudden ruff! ruff!
"Oh, it must be a dog," he said.
The other officer kicked the second sack, which was the brunette, and her sack had a cat on it. The officer kicked it and heard a sudden meow! meow!
He said,"Oh, it must be a cat."
Last was the blonde and when the officer kicked it ands heard a sudden "pooooottaaaaattoooo"

there was a burnette, a redhead, and a blonde. they were running from some cops, they saw an alley with three trash cans in it. so they jumped into them. the police kicked the one with the burnette in it and the burnette said "meow" so the police said its just a stupid cat. then they kicked the one with the redhead in it and the redhead said "ruff ruff" so the police said its just a stupid dog. then they kicked the one with the blonde in it and the blonde said "potatoes".

a blonde a brunete and a redhead rob a bank, there is an alley next 2 it w/ 3 empty potatoe sacks they all get in one b/c the police ar after them. the brunete is in teh first sack and teh police kick it and she goes meow! and teh police go oh its just a stupid cat and teh move on 2 the next sack where teh red head is tehy kick the bag and she goes ruff ruff and teh police say oh its just a stupid dog and move on. tehy come 2 the sack with teh blonde, they kick it and she goes PO-TA-TOE!