Meow Jokes

There were three girls in a car. One was a redhead, A brunet& a blonde. They were driving down a highway. then a police officer started to follow them(they were speeding). they later saw an old abandoned house and they went inside. The officer came in and saw three patatoe sacks on the floor.He kicked the one with the redhead and she said"meow meow"." Oh it is just a sack of kittens". then he kicked the third sack and the Brunet said"ruff ruff". "oh it is just a sack of puppies".Then he kicked the sack with the blonde in it and she said"potatoes potatoes!"

There once was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head. They were all running from the FBI. They ran and ran. They saw this barn, they ran in. Then they saw 3 burlap sacks and hid in them.
The FBI guys entered the barn, and seeing the sacks kicked the first one which the brunette was in.
'Meow meow' says the bag.
'Oh its just some cats' says the man. He does kicks the next sack that the red head was in.
'Bark, Ruff!' comes from within the sack.
'Oh, its just a bunch of dogs!' he says.
Then he goes to the last sack that the blonde was in, and before he could kick it, she said' Potatoes!'

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were convicted of a crime and sent to jail. Then they decide to escape, the brunette jumps up on the wall and then jumps in the bushes on the other side. The guards poke their heads around the door to see what the noise was so the brunette says, "meow meow." The guards say, "Don't worry it was just a cat." So then the redhead has to go, she gets up on the wall and jumps off into the bushes. Once again the guards come out and see what the trouble was and the redhead says, "meow meow." The guards say, "oh never mind, just another cat..." So then its the blonde's turn, so she gets up on the wall and jumps off, and into the bushes. And the guards come out once again to see what all the noise is, so the blonde says, "Don't Worry, its just Another Cat!!"

There was a red head, a blond, and a brunette running from the cops, and they come across an old abandon house. They run inside, and the brunette sees 3 burlap sacks. She picks it up and puts it on over her head, huddles in the corner, and says meow, meow, meow. So the cops come in the house and go up to the bag, and kicked it, and say "it must be a bag of kittens", and they move on. The red head grabs another one of the sacks pulls it over her head, huddles in the corner, and says woof, woof, woof. The cops walk by, and shine the flashlight on them, kicked the bag, and say "it must be a bag of puppies." They move on. The blond grabs the last sack, puts it over her head, and huddles in the corner. She starts saying potatoes, potatoes, potatoes.

This blonde, brunette and a redhead are escaping from jail. The redhead jumps over the wall and lands with a THUMP. The guard yells "Who's out there?" The redhead says'meow""Oh it's just a cat" The brunette jumps over the wall and lands with a THUMP. The guard yells'who's out there? The brunette says'meow." "Oh it's just that darn cat, get lost you stupid thing." Then the blonde jumps over and lands with a THUMP."Who's out there?" "The blonde yells "It's just that darn cat".