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There once was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head. They were all running from the FBI. They ran and ran. They saw this barn, they ran in. Then they saw 3 burlap sacks and hid in them.The FBI guys entered the barn, and seeing the sacks kicked the first one which the brunette was in.'Meow meow' says the bag.'Oh its just some cats' says the man. He does kicks the next sack that the red head was in.'Bark, Ruff!' comes from within the sack.'Oh, its just a bunch of dogs!' he says.Then he goes to the last sack that the blonde was in, and before he could kick it, she said' Potatoes!'

This blonde, brunette and a redhead are escaping from jail. The redhead jumps over the wall and lands with a THUMP. The guard yells "Who's out there?" The redhead says'meow""Oh it's just a cat" The brunette jumps over the wall and lands with a THUMP. The guard yells'who's out there? The brunette says'meow." "Oh it's just that darn cat, get lost you stupid thing." Then the blonde jumps over and lands with a THUMP."Who's out there?" "The blonde yells "It's just that darn cat".

There once was Blonde, and Brunette, and a Red head. They were all running from the FBI. They ran and ran and ran. They saw this barn, they ran in. Then they saw 3 burlap sacks and hide in them. The FBI guys entered the barn, and seeing the sacks kicked the first one which the brunette was in. "Meow meow" says the bag.

"Oh its just some cats" says the man. He does to the next sack that the red head was in.

"Bark, Ruff!" comes from within the sack.

"Oh, its just a bunch of dogs!" he says.

Then he goes to the last sack that the blonde was in, and before he could kick, she said "Potatoes!"

Once there was a blonde a brunette and a red head.They were driving and they went past the speed limit so the police were coming.They saw three patato sacks at the side of the road so they stpped the car and each hid in one.Thepolice came to the potato sacks and kicked the one with the red head and the red head said"MEOW MEOW."So the police thought it was a cat ten thy kicked the one with the brunette and she said"WOOF WOOF."So the police thought it was a dog.Then came the blonde the police kicked the bag and the blonde said"POTATO POTATO POTATO."

There were these three girls: a brunette, a red head, and a blonde. They were all running from the police for the same thing.
So they all run into an alley. There is nothing there but a trash can, a dumpster, and a potato sack.
So then the brunette runs and jump in the trash can and says "when the police come and kick the trash can ima sound like a cat meow meow.
Then the red head goes and jumps in the dumpster and says "when the police come and kick the dumpster ima sound like a dog woof woof.
then the blonde is looking around and says "well there is nothing left but a potato sack.
So the police come into the alley and kicks the trash can and the brunette says meow meow like a cat. then they go and kick the dumpster and the red head goes woof woof like a dog. finally the go to the potato sack and kick it and the blonde goes po-ta-to!!

Compiled by Harold Reynolds and updated on December 6, 1994

1. Introduction

The following is a manual of guidelines for the busy cat(s) who will have a house to manage after adopting one or more humans. It is, of course, impossible to cover all possible situations, as those humans are always up to some sort of mischief, but the compiler and contributors to this guide have endeavoured to cover as wide a variety of topics as possible. It is important that this document be kept out of the hands of humans, who will undoubtedly find a way to use it to their advantage.

2. Food

In order to get the energy to sleep, play, and hamper, a cat must eat. Eating, however, is only half the fun. The other half is getting the food. Cats have two ways to obtain food: convincing a human you are starving to death and must be fed now; and hunting for it oneself. The following are some guidelines for getting fed.

a) When the humans are eating, make sure more...

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The Owner Asks "Who Is It"
Banta Replies "Doosri Billi".