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there is three women, one brunette, one red head and one blone.
they have escaped from jail and run to a farm
they hear someone coming and hide in potato sacks
the people kick the first bag the brunette is in she answers meow meow so they think its a cat and leave it alone
the kick the redheads bag and she answers woof woof so they think its a cat and they leave it alone
they kick the blondes bag and she answers...
potatos! potatos!!!

A boy named John was moving away somewhere far from his the home he is already in. But he couldn't bring the loved kitten he found. So he decided to sneak it. He stuffed the cat in a cardboard box without any holes. Suddenly his mother came up. He quickly taped it shut and put it on the corner of his bed.
"John, did I hear a cat meow?"
"No mother."
She left. So then John went "Whew!" and he sat on the opposite corner of the bed. It forced the box upwards and out the window. The cat popped out and had it hands up, like on a roller coaster, and the same with its feet. It stared right at John and made a quiet meow. It fell in the kiddie pool.
John said, "Well no wonder they call it the Kitty pool!"
His mom came in and said, "You can bring the cat!"

A red head, a brunett and a blondy are busted at a crackhouse. They all run away into a convinience store and jump into three seperate bags. The policeman looks at the first bag with the brunett in it and it says, ruff, ruff, so he says, well it must be a dog. Then he looks at the second bag with the red head in it and it says, meow meow, so he says, well that must be a cat. Then he looks at the third bag with the blondy in it and it says, potatoes, so he arrests the blondy.

a blond, asian, and european are being chased by the police.
they find 3 stacks of hay by a barn so hey each hide in one.
the police comes and sees the three hay stacks.
they think at least one is in there so they kick the first hay stack that has the asian.
Meow meow she says. so the police thinks its a cat.
they kick the second one that has the european. Woof woof she says. so the police thinks shes a dog.
they kick the third with the blond and she says potato potato

there was a red hair brown hair blonde hair girl walked in to giant they all took candy the people called the cops the brown head girl hid in the baskit, the red haired girl hid in a trash can the blonde head girl hid in a sack of potatoes the cops walk up to the basket and kicked it. The brown head girl goes "meow meow". the cops walked up to the trash can and the red hair girl goes "ruff ruff". The cops walk up to the sack of potatoes and the blonde head girl goes "potatoe potatoe" the cops start to walk away until the clerk said potatoes dont talk

A blonde a brunette and a
redhead were convicted of a crime and sent to jail. Then they decide to
escape, the brunette jumps up on the wall and then jumps in the bushes
on the other side. The guards poke their heads around the door to see
what the noise was so the brunette says, 'meow meow.' The guards say,
'don't worry it was just a cat.' So then the redhead has to go, she gets
up on the wall and jumps off into the bushes. Once again the guards come
out and see what the trouble was and the redhead says, 'meow meow.' The
guards say, 'oh never mind, just another cat...'
So then its the blondes turn, so she gets up on the wall and jumps off
and into the bushes. And the guards come out once again to see what all
the noise is so the blonde says, 'Dont Worry Its Just Another Cat!!'

A blonde, a brunett, and a red headwere running from the poice and they came across some potato sacks. tey jumpped in the sacks just before the police arrived. one police man kicked to red headed sack and she went "meow meow" and the police man said "aww its just a kitten." He kicked the second and the brunett went "woof woof". the police man said "aww its just a puppy". he finally went and kicked the blondes sack and she went "POTATOES!!"