"Spuds" joke

There once was Blonde, and Brunette, and a Red head. They were all running from the FBI. They ran and ran and ran. They saw this barn, they ran in. Then they saw 3 burlap sacks and hide in them. The FBI guys entered the barn, and seeing the sacks kicked the first one which the brunette was in. "Meow meow" says the bag.

"Oh its just some cats" says the man. He does to the next sack that the red head was in.

"Bark, Ruff!" comes from within the sack.

"Oh, its just a bunch of dogs!" he says.

Then he goes to the last sack that the blonde was in, and before he could kick, she said "Potatoes!"

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The Farm

A farmer had three sons. One day, his oldest came to him and said that since he was graduating high school, he would really like to get a car.
His father said, "Son, come here." He took him to the barn, pointed to the tractor and said, "This tractor is needed more...

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