Haired Jokes

There were 3 people stuck on an 15 mile away island one was an brunete and one was a brown haired girl and the third was a blonde. The brown haired one decides to swim back so she goes first . But she drowns but the brunete thinks she made it so she goes and she drowns. Then the blonde thinks they made it so she goes and she went 10 miles and she got tired so she decided to go all the way back to the island !!

There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish.
The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island.
The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so instantly she is turned into a black haired woman.The black haired woman builds a boat and sails off the island.
The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.

There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island. The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so instantly she is turned into a black haired woman. The black haired woman builds a boat and sails off the island. The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge!

There are three ladies. Each walk into a salon at different times. A barber looks up as a
brown haired girl walks in. "
Wow. You have such
beautiful brown hair."
and the girl says, "
Thanks, it's natural."
she runs her hand through her hair. Then the blonde walks in. "
You have shiney blonde hair."
and the blonde does the same. "
Oh. Thanks. It's natural."
she ran her hand through her hair. Then an unusual green haired lady walks in. "
Your hair sure is different."
the barber says. "
Oh. Wow. It's natural."
she runs her hand up her nostrils, and to her hair!

there were three girls on an island an they are walking on teh shore and find a magic lamp.of course they rub the lamp and a genie comes out and says since there is three of you i will grant each one of you a wish.the black haired girl says i miss my friends and family.so she wants to go home and she then gos home.the brunette says the same thing as the black haired woman and then she goes back.then the blond says she misses her friends so she wishes her friends, the brunette, the black haired woman back to the island.