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There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island. The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so instantly she is turned into a black haired woman. The black haired woman builds a boat and sails off the island. The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge!

The tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at the farmhouse to ask if he could be put up for the night.' Well, we're a mite crowded, siknce there's already someone in the spare room,' replied the farmer.' But I guess you can stay if you don't mind sharing the bed with a red haired schoolteacher.'

'Look,' said the tourist,' I want you to know I'm a gentleman.'

'Well,' mused the farmer,' as far as I can tell, so is the red haired schoolteacher.'

there was a blonde, brunett, and a black haired girl. thay just robbed a bank and was runing from the cops.the brunett jumped in a bag that said cat, the black haired girl jumped into a bag that said dog, and the blonde jumped into a bag that said potatos. The cops came and kicked the bag that said cat and she goes,"meeow."then they kicked the bag that said dog and she said,"woof woof!"then they kicked the bag that said potato and she says,"po-taaa-toooooo"

There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish.
The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island.
The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so instantly she is turned into a black haired woman.The black haired woman builds a boat and sails off the island.
The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.

The tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at the farmhouse to ask if he could be put up for the night. "Well, we're a mighty crowded, since there's already someone in the spare room" replied the farmer. "But I guess you can stay if you don't mind sharing the bed with a red haired schoolteacher."
"Look," said the tourist, "I want you to know I'm a gentleman."
"Well," mused the farmer, "as far as I can tell, so is the red haired schoolteacher."

A blonde women, a brunette women, and a brown haired women are getting ready to be executed by the electric chair.
The brunette walks in the room and sits down on the electric chair.
Before the man throws the switch he asks if she has any last words.
The brunette says, I did not do anything wrong, I am innocent.
The man throws the switch and nothing happened. He throws the switch again and says, Surely this is a sign of God. You may leave.
Next up is the brown haired women.
Before the man throws the switch he asks if she has any last words.
I am innocent. I swear I did not do anything wrong.
The man throws the switch again, and nothing happened. Surely this is a sign of God. You may leave.
Last up is the blonde.
Again the man asks if she has any last words before he throws the switch.
The blonde thinks for a minute and says, Its not plugged in.
By: Allison, Laura, and Jessie

One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool. There was a black haired, brown haired, and a blonde haired woman. When they got to the top a genie appeared from nowhere and said "when your going down the flume shout out the on thing that you want and you will land in it at the bottom. So the black haired woman went down and shouted "money" and landed in a load of cash, the brown haired woman went down and shouted "gorgous men!" and landed in a pile of men. The blonde woman wasnt listening to the genie so she went down shouting weeeeeee.