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A blonde went driving with her brunette friend one day. They were stopped at a traffic light.
The blonde asked her brunette friend, "Why are there all colored lights? What do they mean?"
The brunette wanted to kid around with the blonde. So she replied, "Oh, well you see, the each color tells you when to go. The green light is for all the brunettes to go. The yellow light is for all the red heads to go. And the red light is for all the blondes to go."
So the next day, the blonde is driving and she comes by the traffic light. It is green and all the cars are rushing past her.
"Woah, there is alot of brunettes driving today." She says to herself.
Then, it's a yellow light, and only some cars go through.
"Wow, not as many red heads driving today," She says.
Finally, the red light comes and the blonde presses on the gas pedal and crashes straight into a 16 wheeler truck! The blonde was sent straight to the emergency room more...

One day a blond from Cali decides to move take a trip to North Carolina to see her brunette friend. Of course, being a blond, she assumes that NC is like a whole different country.
When she gets there her friend is driving her back to the house. The blond asks "Do those traffic lights mean something different here?" and the brunette, playing a prank on the blond, says
"Yes. When the light it green, all the brunettes go. When the light is yellow, all the red heads go, and when the light is red, all the blonds go."
The very next day the blond goes to pick up some groceries for her and her friend. The light turns green. A lot of cars go and the blond is thinking, "Well, there sure are a lot of brunettes here." Then the light turns yellow and a few more cars go. She thinks "Well, there are a fair amount of red heads." Finally the light turns red and she goes and CRASH!!! She gets into a car accident.
The policeman is talking to her more...

1 Why did God create brunettes?
So ugly men wouldn't feel left out
2 Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
It doesn't show the dirt
3 Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
4 What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.
5 What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
Gay, married, or a hostage.

Why do brunettes keep their hair color dark?

It matches their moustache!