Bud Jokes

a guy goes into a bar and says give me any thing
but a bud light the bartender asked whats wrong with
a bud light? last night i had 25 bud lights and blew
chunks he said any one who drinks 25 beers will blow
chunks the guy said no chunks is my dog

After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bud's trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual tip?" "Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great." "Is that so?" snorted Bud. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars." "Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund." "What are you studying?" asked Bud. The lad smiled and said, "Applied psychology."

Bud invited his pal Lou - who came from Dallas - to go watch his home team playing a
great match. Being a avid baseball lover, Lou wanted to know the names of the players
of the home team. Unfortunately, Bud only knew their nick names only. So here goes the
conversation took place between the two friends.
Lou: I love baseball. When we get to St. Louis, will you tell me the guys' name on the
team so when I go to see them in that St. Louis ball park I'll be able to know those
fellows?
Bud: All right. but you know, strange as it may seems, they give ball players nowadays
very peculiar names, nick names, like "Dizzy Dean." Now on the St. Louis team we
have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third --
Lou: That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the
St. Louis team.
Bud: I'm telling you. Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third --
Lou: You more...

Knock Knock Who's there! Bud! Bud who? Budweiser, the King of Beers!

After the college boy delivered the pizza to Buds trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual tip?""Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, Ill be doing great.""Is that so?" snorted Bud. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, heres five dollars.""Thanks," replied the youth, "Ill put this in my school fund.""What are you studying?" asked Bud. The lad smiled and said, "Applied psychology."