Bulb Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Q: How many Mensans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The bulb isn't bright enough.
Q: How many Davidson students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four - one to change a bulb, and three to write up a complaint to the board of directors stating that they could have gone to an Ivy League if they had wanted to.
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How many forum readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
51. One to announce that it burned out, 10 to agree, 20 to come running in with new light bulbs and screw them in, 9 to try and screw them in without even removing the old bulb, 10 to ask for a videotape of the screwing, another one to come in a few minutes later and notice the bulb went out again and start the whole process over again.
Q: How long does it take a C programmer to screw in a light bulb?
A: 24 hours-3 minutes to put in the bulb, the rest of the time to compile all the libraries...
How many first year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a second year subject.
your momma is so fat that when i got on top of her i burnt my ass on the light bulb