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Q: how many men does it take to screw in a light bulb
A: 3, one to screw in the light bulb an 2 to listen to him brag about the "srewing" part
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb, and one of them calls 911…
Blonde: “We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb. ”
Operator: “Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb? ”
Blonde: “Yes. ”
Operator: “The power in the house in on? ”
Blonde: “Of course. ”
Operator: “And the switch is on? ”
Blonde: “Yes, yes. ”
Operator: “And the bulb still won’t light up? ”
Blonde: “No, it’s working fine. ”
Operator: “Then what’s the problem? ”
Blonde: “We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves. ”
Five: One to hold the bulb, and four to guzzle beer until the
room spins.
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many can you afford?
Q: How many Mensans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 66. Eleven philosophers to ponder whether it is possible to actually do anything; ten semanticists to debate the various possible meanings of each phrase, word, and syllable; nine columnists to write about it from radically different viewpoints; eight letter writers to respond vehemently with opposing points of view; seven Quibblers who delight in pointing out others' mistakes (what is said is not as important as saying it correctly); six conservatives who believe things should stay the way they are; five liberals who believe that action should be taken immediately to form a committee to study possible actions; four ornery SOBs who disagree on principal with anything anyone else has suggested; three peacemakers who believe it's more important to work it out without showing any more emotions than necessary to get it done; two statisticians who maintain that numbers are more important than facts; and one pragmatist to more...
Q: How many shipping department personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can change the bulb in seven to ten working days, but if you call before 2 p.m. and pay an extra $15, we can get it changed overnight.
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help. We`re three blondes changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb? Blonde: Yes. Operator: The power in the house in on? Blonde: Of course. Operator: And the switch is on? Blonde: Yes, yes. Operator: And the bulb still won`t light up? Blonde: No, it`s working fine. Operator: Then what`s the problem? Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves