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The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone. . . cheese mine."
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To sue the chicken on the other side.
How do you tell the difference between a lawyer and a bulldog?
The bulldog generally has enough sense to know when to let go.
What does a lawyer use for birth control?
His personality.
What is the only thing your lawyer isn? t willing to postpone?
Your bill.
What's the difference between a lawyer on a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?
The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "Thats not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "Thats not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone. . . cheese mine."
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me. ”
So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese. ” The Collie replies, “That’s not good enough. ”
The Bulldog says, “I hate liver and cheese. ” She says, “That’s not creative enough. ”
Finally, the Chihuahua says, “Liver alone. . . cheese mine. ”
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone. . . cheese mine."
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together? A: Bullshit