Bumper Stickers Jokes

My wife said "If you go hunting or fishing one more time I`m going to leave you". ..I`m sure going to miss her.

Your kid may be an honor student, but you`re still an IDIOT!

Smile. It`s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

BEER: It`s not just for breakfast anymore.

HORN DOES NOT WORK- WATCH FOR FINGER!