Bun Jokes

Knock Knock Who's there! Bun! Bun who? Bun-nies make lovely pets!

Knock KnockWhos there! Bun! Bun who? Bun-nies make lovely pets!

There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment. One day he went shopping, his first stop was at a hardware store. He went up to the shop assistant and asked "Could I have a fucketplease?" The assistant asked"Pardon sir?". " Can I have a fucket please?" Replied the man. "Oh you mean a bucket!" The shop assistant replied. The old man said "Yes, that's what I said". So the man paid for hisbucket and went into the antique shop. In the antique shop he went to the cashier and asked -"Can I have a cock please?" The cashier looked very puzzled and asked "Pardon?". The man again asked "Can I have a cock please?" The cashier replied "Oh you mean a clock! - yes certainly sir." So he paid for the clock and walked out of the shop. The next stop was to the bakers. He went to the assistant andasked "Can I have a bum please?" The assistant said "Sorry sir what did you say?". more...

Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet arrives. - Give me some roll, Winnie! - It's not a roll, it's a bun. - Give me some bun, Winnie! - It's not a bun, it's a bap. - Give me some bap, Winnie! - Get lost, you pig! Stop being such a pain in the neck! You can't even make up your mind!

Winnie-the-Pooh is eating a roll. Piglet arrives.- Give me some roll, Winnie!- Its not a roll, its a bun.- Give me some bun, Winnie!- Its not a bun, its a bap.- Give me some bap, Winnie!- Get lost, you pig! Stop being such a pain in the neck! You cant even make up your mind!