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Did you hear?
The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery
Did you hear?
The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
Did you hear? The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am.
Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming...
Foul play has not been ruled out.
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!